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“Ed’s left arm was barely attached to his body,” Catherine began. “The deep gash that extended from his collar bone to his navel exposed his bloody entrails. To Dr. Carter’s surprise Ed sat up. He stared at her blankly before vomiting up blood.” Out of my peripheral vision I could see Catherine glance up at me to gauge my reaction. “Before going unconscious, Ed mumbled one word…‘raptor!’” she said dramatically. “Doesn’t that give you chills Manda!” Catherine exclaimed excitedly. “That’s freaky Pooks,” I said. “Do you know that velociraptors are the most lethal predators?” she said. “Their claws are over half a foot long and they can travel over ten feet in less than a second!” “Wow,” I replied. “And do you know that it’s worse to get eaten by a raptor than a T-Rex?” she continued. “Why is that?” I replied. “‘Cause a T-Rex just rips you apart and you’re dead in a second. With a raptor though, you’re alive for a while before you die.” Catherine was still grinning as she continued to clutch the spoon. “Manda?” she said. “Yes Catherine?” I replied. “Um…can I have the bowl too?”

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